setembro 26, 2006

como fazer amigos e influenciar pessoas

Catherine: Let me ask you, Bernie. Have you ever thought about finding God? Can we talk a second?

Bernard: (...)

Catherine: All I'm saying is if you killed two people and if you're as alone as you say, there couldn't be abetter time for you to turn to Jesus Christ, your Savior.

Bernard: Under normal circumstances I'd agree.

Catherine: But?

Bernard: I'm Jewish.

Catherine: Bernie, there has never ever been a Jewish serial killer.

Bernard: Son of Sam? David Berkowitz?

Catherine: He was adopted. Genetically, he's one of ours.

Bernard: Well, what are you saying?

Catherine: I am saying that if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian. Would you let me take you to church?

* * * * *

Shirley: Is there a reason you’re snuggled up to me?

Catherine: Why yes! I understand you’re the boss, Dear. I’m sucking up.

Shirley: By standing next to me?

Catherine: Yes! With me by your side, Dear, you almost look young!

Shirley: I have no idea who you are. But I like you.

Posted by Mercuccio at setembro 26, 2006 7:50 PM